Corrupt a Wish

[BlueRaccoon]

this is a forum, let's play forum games

this is that one where you corrupt the wish of the poster right before you and then make a new wish, for example:

I wish I had a million dollars!

Wish granted, but you're being investigated by the IRS - that money was stolen!
I wish I could post outside of these example post quotes!

anyways i'll start, since i kinda have to:
i wish i were a raccoon

[kris]

i wish i were a raccoon

wish granted, you are a raccoon

I wish to have four arms

[codl]

I wish to have four arms

granted. they're all on the right side of your torso

I wish I could rewind 30 seconds when I make a mistake

[BlueRaccoon]

I wish I could rewind 30 seconds when I make a mistake

Wish granted, but you're not able to change what you did during those thirty seconds you're reliving.

I wish my technology would stop breaking

[ben]

I wish my technology would stop breaking

Good news! It's no longer your technology.

I wish I had a phpBB forum

[BlueRaccoon]

I wish I had a phpBB forum

Wish granted! It's even a super popular forum, with lots of active members from all walks of life! ...Hopefully you don't mind being the only admin and moderator, though. Best of luck!

I wish the problems causing climate change were addressed and resolved.

[susan]

I wish the problems causing climate change were addressed and resolved.

granted! as a result of vaccum decay, combustion of any sort is now physically impossible.

we wish people were kind to eachother.

[kris]

we wish people were kind to eachother.

Kind in German, now we're all each other's children

I wish someone would clean my house for me

[BlueRaccoon]

I wish someone would clean my house for me

Wish granted - at some point in the near future, you will clean your house.

I wish I had more energy to do things

[codl]

I wish I had more energy to do things

Granted, here's a pack of AAA batteries.

I wish my city had more trees and vegetation.