Corrupt a Wish

[slushy]

I wish I had more energy to do things

Granted, here's a pack of AAA batteries.

I wish my city had more trees and vegetation.

Granted! Now the city is overflown with vegetation, you can barely—if at all—see out of windows anymore, only trees, some doors have vegetation growing on them so intensely that they're difficult to open, and moss overtakes the brick, concrete and steel that makes up the city.

I wish I could go back in time and fix past mistakes.

[ben]

I wish I could go back in time and fix past mistakes.

You end up in 100000 BC. Good luck!

I wish I could pet a dog.

[BlueRaccoon]

You end up in 100000 BC. Good luck!

I wish I could pet a dog.

Wish granted! You can only do it in the corporate metaverse, though. At least it should make putting virtual milk in your virtual cart more enjoyable!

I wish I remembered to post in these forums more often

[codl]

I wish I remembered to post in these forums more often

Granted. But no-one else does, it's just you posting to yourself.

I wish computer was good.