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Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2021-11-10 15:55:57
by BlueRaccoon
this is a forum, let's play forum games

this is that one where you corrupt the wish of the poster right before you and then make a new wish, for example:
User A wrote:I wish I had a million dollars!
User B wrote:Wish granted, but you're being investigated by the IRS - that money was stolen!
I wish I could post outside of these example post quotes!

anyways i'll start, since i kinda have to:
i wish i were a raccoon

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2021-11-10 16:59:21
by kris
i wish i were a raccoon
wish granted, you are a raccoon

I wish to have four arms

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2021-11-10 19:59:04
by codl
kris wrote: 2021-11-10 16:59:21 I wish to have four arms
granted. they're all on the right side of your torso

I wish I could rewind 30 seconds when I make a mistake

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2021-11-10 22:56:00
by BlueRaccoon
codl wrote: 2021-11-10 19:59:04 I wish I could rewind 30 seconds when I make a mistake
Wish granted, but you're not able to change what you did during those thirty seconds you're reliving.

I wish my technology would stop breaking

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2021-11-11 02:31:20
by ben
BlueRaccoon wrote: 2021-11-10 22:56:00 I wish my technology would stop breaking
Good news! It's no longer your technology.

I wish I had a phpBB forum

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2021-11-11 02:55:19
by BlueRaccoon
ben wrote: 2021-11-11 02:31:20 I wish I had a phpBB forum
Wish granted! It's even a super popular forum, with lots of active members from all walks of life! ...Hopefully you don't mind being the only admin and moderator, though. Best of luck!

I wish the problems causing climate change were addressed and resolved.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2021-11-11 04:28:27
by susan
BlueRaccoon wrote: 2021-11-11 02:55:19 I wish the problems causing climate change were addressed and resolved.
granted! as a result of vaccum decay, combustion of any sort is now physically impossible.

we wish people were kind to eachother.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2021-11-17 18:43:57
by kris
susan wrote: 2021-11-11 04:28:27 we wish people were kind to eachother.
Kind in German, now we're all each other's children

I wish someone would clean my house for me

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2021-12-15 07:36:13
by BlueRaccoon
kris wrote: 2021-11-17 18:43:57 I wish someone would clean my house for me
Wish granted - at some point in the near future, you will clean your house.

I wish I had more energy to do things

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: 2021-12-16 00:39:53
by codl
BlueRaccoon wrote: 2021-12-15 07:36:13 I wish I had more energy to do things
Granted, here's a pack of AAA batteries.

I wish my city had more trees and vegetation.